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Two and a Half Men - S01E01 - Pilot (Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal) (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-09-22) Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
Two and a Half Men - S01E02 - Big Flappy Bastards (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 19 Mar. 2005) Alan punishes Jake for an incident at Judith's house. Charlie is lax in enforcing Alan's restrictions, then some seagulls invade Charlie's house as a result of Jake's actions, Charlie has to learn how to discipline his nephew. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
Two and a Half Men - S01E03 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell (AVI) (WEBM) (Aired: 26 Mar. 2005) Charlie and Alan go out drinking. Alan tries to reconcile with his wife. After that fails, they decide to confront the root of their issues, their mother. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
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Two and a Half Men - S01E04 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-10-13) Charlie is very unhappy with his housekeepers' decision to quit, after she experiences Alan's demanding ways. Alan then offers to take on the role of housekeeper, but this situation doesn't work at all. So Alan decides to get the housekeeper to come back. Before Alan leaves, he puts Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for a dinner with his mother and grandparents. Charlie also tries to get Rose to move on, and date other men. He finds both situations to be bigger challenges then he first thought. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
Two and a Half Men - S01E05 - The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-10-20) After spending a night in Las Vegas, Charlie decides to live up to his promise that he made to Jake about attending his soccer game. During the game, Charlie sets up a play-date with an unattached mother named Kate, and they hit it off. During one of their dates, Charlie seems like he's ready for a serious relation. Alan sets up a meeting with Gloria (one of the soccer moms) to write a soccer newsletter, but Gloria has other intentions for the evening, and he has no idea. During the evening another soccer mom, Brooke, tries to move in on Gloria's plans. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
Two and a Half Men - S01E06 - Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-10-27) Charlie tries to teach Jake to avoid certain calls that Charlie doesn't want to deal with, like his mother (Evelyn) for one. Evelyn gets so frustrated with not being able to talk to Charlie, that she decides to drop in while in the neighborhood. She invites them to dinner, to meet her new boyfriend (Tommy). When the brothers get over to their mothers house, Charlie is shocked to realize that Tommy's daughter is Olivia, one of the people he has been avoiding. Olivia tries to confront Charlie about their situation, but doesn't get the answer she wants, and throws a drink in his face, then storms off. After a week of not being able to contact their mother, Alan gets worried about her. So the brothers decide to go to her house and see if she's okay. They find her sitting in the dark and drinking, and she informs them that Tommy dumped her for a younger women. Later the brothers get Jake to try and cheer her up. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
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Two and a Half Men - S01E07 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-11-03) Judith gets worried when, for a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who is in the habit of walking around his place half naked. Then Alan gets worried about Judith after she becomes friends with the surfer girl. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
Two and a Half Men - S01E08 - Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snootful (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-11-10) Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
Two and a Half Men - S01E09 - Phase One, Complete (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-11-17) After meeting Wendy, a one-night stand of Charlies, Jake befriends her. Charlie doesn't like this situation, as he believes Wendy is using Jake to further their relationship, and he has no intention to keep it going. It gets to the point were Wendy even starts spending time with Evelyn, and Charlie becomes desperate to get rid of Wendy. After Charlie breaks it off Jake becomes very unhappy with him, because he won't be able to see Wendy anymore. This forces Charlie to confront Jake and explain the situation as best as he can. Rose sees that Alan knows how to play scrabble, and asks him to teach her to play, he agrees. During the scrabble games the two bond, and Charlie suspects that she is using Alan to get closer to him, but doesn't pursue the issue. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
Two and a Half Men - S01E10 - Merry Thanksgiving (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-11-24) In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
Two and a Half Men - S01E11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2003-12-15) While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think Alan is as cool as Judith; prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he's going to have to change his look as well. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
Two and a Half Men - S01E12 - Camel Filters + Pheromones (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-01-05) When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
Two and a Half Men - S01E13 - Sarah Like Puny Alan (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-01-13) Charlie finally gets a chance for a double date with a hot neighbor, who is out for revenge on her cheating husband, and her sister who's a hot soap opera actress, and needs Alan to come along. The problem is that Alan gets sick from Jake, so Charlie takes them to a steam room to help Alan get rid of his flu symptoms. This backfires, as Charlie also gets sick, but he has no intentions of canceling the date. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
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Two and a Half Men - S01E14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-02-02) Stan, Charlie's accountant, tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
Two and a Half Men - S01E15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-02-09) Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
Two and a Half Men - S01E16 - That Was Saliva, Alan (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-02-16) Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
Two and a Half Men - S01E17 - Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-02-23) Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
Two and a Half Men - S01E18 - An Old Flame With a New Wick (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-03-01) Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell). Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
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Two and a Half Men - S01E19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-03-22) Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
Two and a Half Men - S01E20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-04-19) Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parent's divorce, after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing. So she suggests that they send Jake to a therapist. Alan doesn't agree at first, but after thinking about it, he believes it might not be such a bad idea. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
Two and a Half Men - S01E21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-05-03) Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
Two and a Half Men - S01E22 - My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-05-10) Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
Two and a Half Men - S01E23 - Just Like Buffalo (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-05-17) Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
Two and a Half Men - S01E24 - Can You Feel My Finger? (High MP4) (WEBM) (Aired: 2004-05-24) A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |
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Two and a Half Men - S01E00 - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot (AVI) After his wife kicks him out of the house, Alan has to move in with his brother Charlie. Stars: Director(s): Writer(s): |